how much can a whale ejaculate????
The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.
plot twist: people text me first
You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier